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Jazz Scary in Opening Night(mare) | Utah Jazz Crazy

Jazz Scary in Opening Night(mare)

The Jazz Opened the 2010-2011 Season with a 110 – 88 drubbing to their Rivals the Denver Nuggets last night. They were scary in all the wrong ways on a night where any goodwill towards Jazz fans gained by their undefeated preseason was quickly lost in the futility and awkwardness of the Jazz performance on the court. In honor of such a scary performance I’ve chosen Halloween costumes for a few of the Jazz players based on last nights performance.

Deron Williams – Wolfman – He was more man than wolf last night.

Anrei Kirilenko – Vampire – Sucked the life right out of the whole team.

CJ Miles – Ghost – Box score says it all on that one.

Paul Milsap – The Invisible Man – Seemed to be a non-factor.

Gordon Hayward – The Baby – Played well for a rookie but looked a bit scared

Al Jefferson – Frankenstein – Performance was ugly. More harm than good.

Raja Bell – Grim Reaper – Where jump shots went to die all night.

Jeremy Evans – Skeleton – Stick skinny athlete this one.

Hopefully Jazz wake up from this nightmare performance and find some life or Coach Sloan may be digging his own grave…

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One Response to Jazz Scary in Opening Night(mare)

  1. Dave says:

    Why are you not sending these graphics to the paper.

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